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ERAP JOKES AT IBA PA
ERAP Jokes are all-time favourite - we're sure they need no explanation... This category also accepts jokes about other presidents and presidentiables, eg, Bush, Clinton, etc.

BALIKBAYAN BOX
Jokes about experiences of overseas Filipinos or similar jokes.

Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung "0 for Operator".
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?

"ANO SA...?" FUN LINES
Something like:"Ano sa Tagalog ang 'fixed asset' "? Answer: "Pag-aaring naka-tirik." Hmmm... we think you know what we mean...We think you know what we mean!

GREEN JOKES
For those who are young in heart... and dirty in mind... shame on you!

OKEY LANG!
(Jokes that are not any of the above ... dito po i-lagay.)
Example: Ano ang pinakamabilis na magbalita? (1) E-mail (2) Internet (3) Telephone (4) TellaWoman

SCHOOL WARS
Section added in January 2001. It's all about the feuds among universities and colleges. Pakiusap lang po: Walang pikunan.

QUIPS AND STORIES
Something like this:

Two women were shopping, when they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh! Not yet," the first replied. "I like to lose 15 pounds more"

WHO IS PINOY?
Have you got a joke about what distinguishes Pinoys from other cultural groups?

VISUAL GRIN
Graphics and images... As they say, pictures are worth more than a thousand words. Send us your image files (in GIF or JPEG format) so we can upload them. Make sure that they are no larger than 20kb in size.

GUESTBOOK
No need to explain this category, we think.

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